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Thursday, March 20, 2008

GQ: She Probably Stopped Smiling When She Saw The Newsstand


OMG dude look as Rachel Bilson's legs they're uhhh like totally whoa. Yeahhhh! (sound of smoke being inhaled). Whoa! she's like uhhh some sort of sideshow. You know what would be (more smoke-related noises) totally amazing: we should uhhhh put like an inexplicably fake umm shadow behind her, so she's like a warp-legged captain of a rubber sheet. Whoa! Yo Art Director didn't we order a pizza?

16 comments:

BurningSky said...

Your website is hilarious, I'm linking you on my blog..:-)

Dan said...

Yeah great blog! You've got a keen eye and a keen wit. Bravo!

St. Frank said...

Excellent site, keep up the good woork.

BTW, I'm shocked..SHOCKED, that Maxim models are retouched...

Unknown said...

...that's really an AWESOME blog, haven't laughed like that for weeks :D!

Greetings from Italy

Adam said...

Like your blog. I might have to bookmark it.

Imagine that, finding something of substance and original on Digg?

Fudgewhiff Mc Fudglesfart said...

wow... isn't that like 3 issues ago?

Anonymous said...

That's pretty lame. But we're all so accustomed I think to seeing commercial images that these things pass us by. Nice blog.

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Anonymous said...

Really funny blog.

Anonymous said...

ha!

i'm a chic and i love GQ (and nope, not gay or anything... just like it. it's smarter than most other mags.) when my husband's edition with her on the front came in, that's the FIRST thing i noticed. i was like... wow... did they honestly think it would 'pass'? i guess they did.

Joe said...

found your blog on digg, it's hilarious/sad/great cultural commentary. keep up the good work.

רן לוי said...

Wow, what a fantastic blog! you are a real genius. I laughed my ass off!!

andrewsipe said...

Look at Brad Pitt's crazy arm on the Fight Club DVD label.

http://www.covers-qualite.com/_covers/2242.jpg

velvet said...

This is fantastic stuff! Nothing like coffee spray on one's laptop...

jonserr said...

dude,
i like your site, as a retoucher for
so many years(i started retouching with Dupont's colorspace and Scitex,
and still learning new tricks everyday) i can attest that the art director is to blame 99% of the time.
check out my flickr page and look at holly's legs.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/7654519@N02/page9/

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Now that looks strange ... I call her wobbles