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Thursday, March 20, 2008

GQ: She Probably Stopped Smiling When She Saw The Newsstand


OMG dude look as Rachel Bilson's legs they're uhhh like totally whoa. Yeahhhh! (sound of smoke being inhaled). Whoa! she's like uhhh some sort of sideshow. You know what would be (more smoke-related noises) totally amazing: we should uhhhh put like an inexplicably fake umm shadow behind her, so she's like a warp-legged captain of a rubber sheet. Whoa! Yo Art Director didn't we order a pizza?

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Spiderman 2: Mary Jane Is Mister Fantastic


Either Kirsten Dunst's right left arm is five feet long and has two elbows, or someone, somewhere, figured no one would notice. We are that no one!

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Hanes: Look Who We Got Our Clipping Path On Now


If you're trying to guess which one is the real leg, the smart money is on neither.

Friday, March 14, 2008

More Evidence Of Massive Conspiracy Against Diane Keaton


Diane Keaton can't catch a break these days. Not only is she haphazardly comped with Mandy Moore - just where is she looking? - her mouth has been hacked into the kind of grin that clown morticians might favor.

Also, does Diane Keaton really have only three fingers on her right hand?

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Basic Head Swap


For reasons that probably only make sense to Koreans, Korean posters for Basic Instinct 2 required a head swap for Sharon Stone, so that she had wet hair.

Unfortunately the retouching budget didn't stretch to updating the dry hair in the mirrors behind her.