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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Spiderman 2: Mary Jane Is Mister Fantastic


Either Kirsten Dunst's right left arm is five feet long and has two elbows, or someone, somewhere, figured no one would notice. We are that no one!

10 comments:

Scribe of Dreams said...

sorry, but is'nt that her left hand? Would just be going under spidy's arm-pit and up his back?

Larry said...

Yeah that is her left arm you retards

san agostino said...

I think they mean from our view the right arm? Obviously it's (from her point-of-view) her left hand, from our point-of-view, her right hand, but anyone with any idea of human proportions will realize that at the angle her hand is coming in, there's no way her arm can do that.

Sq2shooter said...

san agostino, you never hugged anyone before? She clearly has her left arm around him and no it is not impossible to do.

burnt turnip said...

*gets in lolcopter*
thats her LEFT arm you tards :D

Steamy Jarson said...

It IS her left arm, but it still doesn't work. For it to work her arm should be cutting across her chest - in this picture, it dips down vertically. So like he says, she needs a 5 ft. double jointed arm to pull that off.

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What the fuck is up with Selma Blair's face?

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Gerry Z said...

How painterly! These types of distortions go way back into history of oil portraiture. Too bad it wasn't carried off a little better.

mooi roodje said...

also, isn't the hand too big for the shoulder?