Thursday, February 28, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Besides Eva Longoria's gravity-defying, anatomically incorrect disaster of a pose, there are so many other things wrong with this image that it is simply impossible to know where to begin.
This would be ropey enough on Something Awful, but people actually got paid for this.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
OK, this is a little old (2003), but still quite stunning. Either Michelle Branch has no butt crack, or someone decided that this would pass muster. I mean, it isn't as if Maxim readers would have any particular interest in that part of her anatomy, is it?
Courtesy Darren Barefoot.
For the sake of the unbelievers, it turns out that that issue of Maxim uses the same image inside the magazine, without the crackectomy.
Friday, February 22, 2008
Blender has set a new standard in committee-think with their composite Britney cover.
Not only do they put the poor tart's head on an uncredited model's body (which is probably, sadly, in her portfolio), they puss out by flagging the image as a composite. To pile insult upon injury, the tragic and desperate use of the word 'truthiness' is an exercise in pathos.
As if this wasn't enough pussing out, the composition suggests that hitting rock bottom means smoking cigarettes and drinking diet Red Bull. Hello? It's Brit-ney Spe-ars.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Even allowing for the culturally-ravaged, post-wardrobe-malfunction neo-fundamentalist, sexual dystopia we live in, the decision of Jordache to Photoshopically amputate Heidi Klum's nipples is a profoundly bizarre one.
What were the possible logical processes that made this happen? Did they think no-one would notice? How could this make any sense? Unbelievable.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Friday, February 15, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Not to mention her scary plastic belly.
Apparently the publisher of Seventeen magazine tried to patch things up with Ms Gellar by sending her a new leather purse, which didn't go down too well as she is vegetarian, or vegan (or made of plastic).
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Apparently some idiot at Maxim magazine felt Kata Dobo was too chubby and let loose with the warping and the distorting. Or perhaps her bathroom tiles are deliberately crooked.